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Thursday, 11 June 2009

  • buh bye =P

    in case you haven't noticed *sarcasm* this blog has been left to waste... for all of you who are curious, all's well =) With the new job and wedding planning and all that, I just haven't had time to blog, and now that the wedding completed successfully, I have other things to occupy my time, namely a career outside of my day-time job =P

    anyway, for all you who wants to keep in touch and has a blogger account, you can find me at slow-enginerd.blogspot.com (that's not updated as often as i like either... grr)
    for all you who wants to keep in touch on a more personal level, there's always facebook and gmail =) evangellydonut is where you can gmail me, or using the gmail to find my fb =P

    parting is such sweet sorrow...
    take care =P


Tuesday, 30 September 2008

Monday, 29 September 2008

  • last day at boeing! =) (friday, 9/26)

    on the way to work, i drove over a log with my wife's car, and got a flat front tire... had to wait on the side of the highway for AAA to come and help me change the tire. Not that I can't do it myself, just that I didn't want to risk it, since traffic was literally 2 feet away from the car.

    anyway, i guess a few of ya look for financial digest from me, so here's my latest take on it all...
    First - WaMu
    The biggest bank failure in history. This dragged out for so long because FDIC can't afford to have WaMu on its books. Unfortunately, they also couldn't prolong it anymore because WaMu lost $16b in deposits in a week! Continue to let this thing drag on would mean more run, more forced deleverage, more liquidity issues, more bailout, more of just about everything. Instead, FDIC forced WaMu to JPM, for a meager amount of $1.9b, which is approximately 1% of current total deposit of WaMu. (considering usually a bank holds 10% of cash on hand, most if not all of their cash is gone from last week's run) If you read JPM's statement, their estimate of losses, from taking over WaMu, is 36-54 billion dollars, which is no small chunk of change. Figure much of that will be guaranteed by the Fed just like Bear Sterns. Considering the weeks long talks, the fact that Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs needs banks, and still no suitor for WaMu, it was pretty obvious they had too much bad stuff and nobody wanted them as is. So we now have all shareholders and most bondholders wiped out, and Chase will be operating most of WaMu branches. Now, we have a JP Morgan Chase Bear Sterns Washington Mutual... lovely...

    <update> yup, Wachovia also failed... but their bondholders didn't get wiped out. National City and Downey Savings are next.
    -=-
    Second - this whole bailout (will be updated after lunch, hehe)

    I guess never got around to writing about this after lunch... but hey, after a lot of haggling and speculation, the bill finally got defeated in the house! =D if you haven't gathered, i'm one of those who thinks it shouldn't pass.

    "but it will be financial armageddon" some of you may claim.

    looking at the wall street numbers, you might be close to the truth. DOW and S&P suffered its biggest single-day point loss. NASDAQ suffered 3rd largest single-day percentage drop. But if you ask me, all the indexes are still above where they should be.

    the fact is, Paulson eff-ed up. He let Lehman fail, and I bet the real reason is a personal vendetta when he was the CEO of Goldman. Ever since then, the train that was slowly marching toward death accelerated 100x, and Paulson's Bazooka suddenly turned to a water gun. Today's WSJ had an article detailing what I had said all along - Lehman's failure dramatically accelerated AIG's demise, which brought down the entire market.

    The next problem Paulson had, was not so much the 700b, but the clause that said cannot be challenged by the courts or congress. If he had been a good boy and asked for an oversight committee, then he might've gotten his bill passed right away, before public and economist outcry. Initially, economists thought it was okay, but that was before congress stepped in.

    Congress was a greedy child. Fundamentally, Pelosi and Frank wanted to pass this asap because the democratic congress has been seen as one that's done very little. Unfortunately, they put it off for too long. If they had only added an oversight clause and put it up for a vote by last Monday, it might have passed. After a few days, with massive amount of people calling/writing in and the bill becoming more bloated, they lost support. Here are the problems I saw with it:

    1. executive pay limitations? if you limit the executive's pay in this kind of environment, where they'll make less than their underlings, even less than the guy who's been with the firm for a few years, what's their incentive to use the bailout at all? they'll try their best to run it into the ground and have it go bankrupt instead of using gov't funds! of course you can't limit everyone's pay, that would be unconstitutional!

    2. installments? it became pretty clear by mid last week that 700b was not nearly enough... if they wanted enough to contain this problem, it would've been a good 2-3 trillion. of course congress didn't know about that, and decided to do this in installments... 250 here, 100 there, 350 afterwards... then what? extension for another 350? followed by another 500? it was too wishy-washy to assure anyone.

    3. this totally became a main-street vs. wall-street issue. if you don't bail out main-street, house representatives are going to lose their jobs. how do you bail out main-street? ~60% home-ownership, of which about 8% or so are behind or in default, so only 5% of the population on main-street are getting any benefits of the bailout. the other 95% will not allow for anything dramatic. Moratorium is also a ridiculous idea, as it'll hurt the investors more, and not fundamentally help the consumers.

    4. McCain eff'd up! Obama was a pussy for having a great economic advisory team and have done nothing, McCain probably lost the election for good this past week. Pauline's embarrassment aside, McCain's whole "I'll stop campaigning until a deal... i'm optimistic there will be a deal... " and no deal, just made him lose all credibility and leadership in the eyes of Americans. 2/3 of republicans voted against it! (and 40% of democrats, a vote of no-confidence on Pelosi) I think even republicans admitted that they were closer to a deal until McCain showed up.

    Now that the plan is dead, let's see what happens next. I wouldn't be surprised if Morgan Stanley goes out of business in a week's time. Wells Fargo hasn't bought anyone yet, maybe this is the chance! It was funny that just a week ago, Wachovia was in talks with Morgan... As for Goldman, Paulson probably has too much stock options to let it go, and they'll probably stand until the next administration. We'll see.

    One joke I heard last week was this:
    guy one - "if the bill doesn't pass, DOW will be 8000 by Monday"
    guy two - "no, Wednesday"

    Well boys and girls, 2,300 points and 2 days to do it, what do you think? will we get there? why not?

    p.s. one of my ex-coworkers asked me last tuesday, what i thought about the bailout, and i told him it won't pass. just in case you are wondering if i'm bsing after-the-fact...

Wednesday, 24 September 2008

  • Sexologists Can Infer A Woman's History of Orgasms By The Way She Walks

    ScienceDaily (Sep. 7, 2008) — A new study found that trained sexologists could infer a woman's history of vaginal orgasm by observing the way she walks. The study is published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine.

    Led by Stuart Brody of the University of the West of Scotland in collaboration with colleagues in Belgium, the study involved 16 female Belgian university students. Subjects completed a questionnaire on their sexual behavior and were then videotaped from a distance while walking in a public place. The videotapes were rated by two professors of sexology and two research assistants trained in the functional-sexological approach to sexology, who were not aware of the women's orgasmic history.

    The results showed that the appropriately trained sexologists were able to correctly infer vaginal orgasm through watching the way the women walked over 80 percent of the time. Further analysis revealed that the sum of stride length and vertebral rotation was greater for the vaginally orgasmic women. "This could reflect the free, unblocked energetic flow from the legs through the pelvis to the spine," the authors note.

    There are several plausible explanations for the results shown by this study. One possibility is that a woman's anatomical features may predispose her to greater or lesser tendency to experience vaginal orgasm. According to Brody, "Blocked pelvic muscles, which might be associated with psychosexual impairments, could both impair vaginal orgasmic response and gait." In addition, vaginally orgasmic women may feel more confident about their sexuality, which might be reflected in their gait. "Such confidence might also be related to the relationship(s) that a woman has had, given the finding that specifically penile-vaginal orgasm is associated with indices of better relationship quality," the authors state. Research has linked vaginal orgasm to better mental health.

    The study provides some support for assumptions of a link between muscle blocks and sexual function, according to the authors. They conclude that it may lend credibility to the idea of incorporating training in movement, breathing and muscle patterns into the treatment of sexual dysfunction.

    "Women with orgasmic dysfunction should be treated in a multi-disciplinary manner" says Irwin Goldstein, Editor-in-Chief of The Journal of Sexual Medicine."Although small, this study highlights the potential for multiple therapies such as expressive arts therapy incorporating movement and physical therapy focusing on the pelvic floor."

Monday, 22 September 2008

  • more economics - bailout edition

    If you missed it, last week was dubbed the worst week since the great depression... now if you look at the major indexes, they barely moved! -_-' Of course you had WaMu more than double in price, and AIG more than double in price after losing 90% of it, but who cares =P (I got out of AIG WAY too early, missed out on A LOT of profits, meh...)

    This week, everyone's attention is on the so-called $700b bailout plan. Let me refresh your memory - there was a thing called Master Liquidity Enhancement Conduit, championed by Paulson himself, projected to be worth $400b, and how much did that do? not a whole-lot! So why do you think this time, it'll be different? The short answers is, it won't make any difference if the Treasury truly does what it claims to do (reverse dutch auction to get the lowest price on the Mortgage Backed Securities). Fact of the matter is, given the leverage ratio of the banking system and the massive amount of bad securities, nobody can actually afford to mark-to-market their portfolio because when they do, it'll become very apparent that they don't have enough cash and are insolvent. That means unless the Treasury buys these things at close to 90c to the dollar when they are actually worth maybe 40c, this "bailout" ain't going to do jack. Okay, so that's the problem? because of the language in the proposal, which effectively states that the Treasury Secretary will need the power to spend this $700b on whatever the heck he wants without oversight, so if he said it's worth 90c instead of 40c, to bailout his former company (Goldman Sachs), then that's where your taxes will go. That's what the democrats are fighting for, to have an oversight committee. Now we are back to square one.

    So really, the only real news of the weekend was that Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs are now bank-holding companies, making them normal banks instead of Investment Banks. If you missed the memo, iBanks are leveraged 30-40:1; regular banks are leveraged 12:1. iBanks are not at all regulated; regular banks are/were regulated. Of course Clinton didn't help the matter with doing away on Glass-Steagall Act, which is the biggest cause of this economic blow-up. Imagine that, less than a decade after Mr. Clinton repealed the Act that was put in place after we learned the lessons of the Great Depression, our economy came full circle and back to the greatest depression since 1929. So for ya'all who thought Clinton was a great president, now you know the truth (this is why the "shadow banking system" and the MBS/CDS market exploded in the past half-dozen years or so)...

    Anyway, going back to Goldman. Starting with last week, the no-short provision will have a HUGE impact on the banking industry's profit as a whole, including investment houses, as they often make more from lending out shares than margin. This week, with Goldman turning to a regular bank, their profit will suddenly drop by 3x if they are lucky, or lose money if there's a lot of overhead. Suddenly, the world's most elite hedge-fund (that's what Goldman is, for all practical purposes), is no more. So today and for a few weeks to follow, they either have to come up with 3x amount of cash they had to get to a 12:1 leverage, or get rid of 3/4 of their holdings, or a mixture of both. That's why there's a huge market pop today, and this will most likely continue until you hear Goldman find a HUGE source of funding, far bigger than the 20% Morgan Stanley got.

    Sounds simple enough? except there are all these counter-party risks (CDS market is 6 trillion), all these hedge funds that are still 40x leveraged and unregulated, and if you kept up with the news you'd know some of those hedge-fund assets are frozen in some Lehman holdings somewhere. Just like the former CEO of AIG who lost 80% of his wealth in a few days, lots of other ultra-rich are going to be crying over spilt milk when there's a run on Hedge-Funds and they freeze withdraws. But if you are rich enough to put money in hedge funds but stupid enough to know what's going on, you deserved it in the first place. What do the hedge funds have to do with you and me? they will have major effects on the stock market. If you paid attention to some of the trading days where last 30 minutes, all the day's gains were gone, or the day's losses caught up, that's mostly due to hedge-funds liquidating. Except this time around, a lot of the short-positions were forced to unwind already, leaving the market nowhere but down when hedge-funds are forced to sell their long positions.

    So in conclusion, for the next couple of weeks, the market will only be headed down. Depressing isn't it? *sigh*

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  • Lehman CDS = $0.91/$1 payout, so $270b of write-offs coming... 10/21 is settlement date, more crashes before that I reckon...
  • dead cat bounce or more running for door now LB's CDS will cause more bankruptcies @_@ ($.90/$1 on insurance payout... ouch!)
  • "IMF estimates that global total derivative contracts outstanding is $1.125 quadrillion, global GDP is about $50 trillion"...crap